she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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