I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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