she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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