Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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