how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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