No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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