I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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