I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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