Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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