physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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