He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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