Nicole vs. Life
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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