Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just want to make out with him forever
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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