next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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