Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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