This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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