Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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