it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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