the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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