I just pynch a tree in the face
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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