He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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