So drunk, too bad you don't want this
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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