I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The struggles of a small town man whore
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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