3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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