dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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