She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just high enough for therapy.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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