Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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