North Korea, Best Korea!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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