Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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