i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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