so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
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