I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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