its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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