How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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