Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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