Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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