hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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