kristin has been a bad kristin
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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