Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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