why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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