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My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
this hospital has no fireball
My vagina is officially offended.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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