look no pants
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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