The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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