i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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