Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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