I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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