I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
do herpes really smell.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
