It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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