CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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