he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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