did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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