12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Randomize
